glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Green mimosas i think yes
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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