i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
smell my finger.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
