I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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