Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
