that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
