omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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