At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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