It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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