She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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