just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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