i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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