How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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