Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
