You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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