we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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