love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I will pee on everything he values.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize