Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
time to smoke my breakfast
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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