If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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