no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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