Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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