We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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