Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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