Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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