party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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