words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Found your dick twin last night
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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