Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i now understand why vodka
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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