garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
4 words: hood of his car
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
