Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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