There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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