she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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