I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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