how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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