she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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