hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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