Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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