Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
My vagina is very pro this idea
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