Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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