The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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