it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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