so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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