I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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