I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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