she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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