How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well I just put wine in my tea
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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