Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
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