i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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