It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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