My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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