It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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