Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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