ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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