My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you win again, gameday.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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