Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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