But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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