ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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