At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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