apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
