It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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