It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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